It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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