Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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