if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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