woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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