so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Green mimosas i think yes
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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