i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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