i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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