Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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