then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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