I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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