Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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