My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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