her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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