she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think weed is turning my hair brown
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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