i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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