At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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