I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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