i love accidental penises.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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