I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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