i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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