The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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