I hope mine doesn't look like that
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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