we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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