I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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