I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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