what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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