I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Sext me about skeletons
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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