but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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