You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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