Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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