Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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