Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
