So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
