dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
