it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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