Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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