even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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