yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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