Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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