they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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