If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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