I must be too annoying 4 u.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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