Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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