i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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