i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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