u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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