Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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