Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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