We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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