I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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