Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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